… and those who wait around to be disappointed by people who do all these things.
Yes, I’m talking about you.
Dude, it’s really awesome when people promise things and then don’t following through, are too proud to tell you the whole truth, too weak to admit when they’re wrong, too afraid to dream, don’t notice the time you’ve *really* given them, have agendas, bullshit their way through life, tell you things they *know* will make you feel bad, justify passing judgment because they’re blinded by a false reality…
You can’t be talking about me, because I’m perfect.
Fucking. Perfect.
Yes. I’m talking about everyone *but* you. Perhaps I’ll put in a disclaimer…
Dewd… if Corman gets a free pass, I get one, too. I’m your SEWPER BFF…!
Good, now that I’ve got you both here, we need to address your use of W in purposely misspelling words.
… and I’m waiting for my disclaimer.
I should get a free pass too. I mean come on, you farted on me. That’s gotta count for something, right?
Wait, so farting on people means they can treat me however they want? Hmmm… I’ll get back to you on that one. :)
THE CORMAN DISCLAIMER: Without going into a detailed explanation, Corman is exempt from this post.
Also, the use of W is only by tewtally sewper people. Pretty much, that means m and I.
Bitches.
I’ll take the disclaimer.
I’m still not happy with the W use, but I’ve lived my life in such a way that I’m pretty much precluded from ever being described as totally super. No matter how you spell it.
I wonder if there is space for gratuitous W use in either “fucking asshole” or “raging alcoholic”.
“fucking asshewl” and “raging alcohewlic”
Great. I’ll show this to the next sorostitute I have to kick out of my apartment.
“No honey, you’re saying it all wrong”