But for now? I’m being a silly motherfucker commenting all over m’s blog.
You miss me, I know.
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I can’t find the creativity to write a decent blog entry and it’s pissing me off, so this is what you’re getting.
Feeling unorganized. Taking on a lot of freelance work. Buying a new Prius with the BG. Calling and getting a shitload of car insurance rates. Finding out I’m forced to get my NC drivers license. Insurance is a scam. DMVs are a scam. Owning a car is expensive and you only really figure that out after you stopped owning one for a while. Car dealers are a scam. It’s been hot as hell here lately. Exercise and yoga have been spotty, I just feel busy all the time (see “unorganized” comment above). Loving my friends in Raleigh (Morgan’s leaving in a couple of months, that kinda sucks). I’ve been having heart palpitations again, this time worse than ever. Just looked out the window and am seeing SMOKE from an eastern North Carolinia wildfire and thought it was smog. We’re leaving for Georgia tomorrow and the BG’s family doesn’t know yet that we bought the car. The other day I noticed that I’ve been here longer than I lived in Portland. Kinda sad, kinda happy. I’m cooking more, because I’m tired of waiting to be cooked for. ;) ME HUNGRY ALL THE TIME. CHOMP CHOMP
A more mature entry coming soon, I swear.
In the meantime, look at my car’s butt:
Something weird is going on. I feel like I’m in a warped reality where I’m 70 years old with Alzheimer’s. My shortcut contacts are no longer in my phone, my facebook photos have all disappeared, I’ve had to re-login to all my accounts on Safari AND Firefox even though they were all saved passwords.
Seriously, wtf.
Stop pissing on the goddamn toilet seats.
Seriously. It’s not anatomically possible for you to sit down and piss on the fucking seat. So you’re either hovering, or you’re a man. I won’t explain to you how to use the disposable seat covers.
Do you consider yourself completely disgusting?
No?
Then clean up after yourself because that shit is fucking nasty.
